I’ve seen many black-eyes indirectly from beer (fights, stumbles, etc.) but never a direct hit. Cheers! Busch for the win, again. Kyle Painter week coming soon?
Black eye: ever got one from a cheers?
July 28th, 2010
Ripping coppers: they were drunk kids once upon a time.
July 25th, 2010
After breaking down last night, we ran into some ripping coppers who took some time to fuck off with us for a minute despite the following facts:
• When they pulled up, someone was laying in the road and throwing cans at a beeping car’s windshield.
• Our front seat was littered with beer cans.
• That tie-dye fucker on the right is obviously carrying/on some heavy weed.
• One of our party was arrested minutes earlier for peeing in a police car gas tank in the next town over.
Banned 4 life: get ‘em while they’re high…
July 21st, 2010
The Banned 4 DVD is now available in the web store. Amongst the two-wheeled action lies an entire Casselberry party section, so know that it’s entertainment for the whole family, not just BMX nerds. Continue in to watch the trailer! Read the rest of this entry »
A sticky situation: there’s about to be one
July 18th, 2010
This picture is pretty confusing but I can tell you there are at least three people, two beers and one penis in it. Figure it out yourself.
The sky is beautiful: the moon’s out too.
July 15th, 2010
There’s something about a furry man flying through the night sky with no clothes on that just makes you want to say Amen.
Pressure washers: who needs ‘em?
July 9th, 2010
Imagine trying to force the contents of a one gallon jug out of the small mouthpiece in less than two seconds. Some people call it ‘making room’.
Gina Lopez tits: almost as good as Tommy Boy.
July 5th, 2010
A few weeks ago I posted up a photo of some chicks giving a beaver shot (member?). I had a lot of trouble believing our room mate who was banging them when he said the one was a porno star. And then he directed me to this video, and now I’m a believer. Bang Bros, that’s pretty big time!
The Casselberry massacre: one year anniversary.
July 3rd, 2010
It’s been a whole year since the massacre. July 4th 2009, I remember it like it was yesterday… Read the rest of this entry »
Tits and grits: saggy and crunchy
July 1st, 2010
If you’ve never heard of Café Risqué, it’s a strip club/breakfast diner in Florida and their slogan is ‘tits n grits’. Roast beef sandwiches aren’t on the menu, but I haven’t seen so many since the last time I went to Arby’s. A perfect stop for for the hungry and horny traveller. Don’t forget your one-time-use pocket pussy at the register.
Histoplamosis: getting back on track.
June 30th, 2010
After being out on the jet for a weeks with no one to pick up the slack, this site started looking pretty barren. I was quick to realize that there aren’t as many crackheads outside of Casselberry, Florida to photograph. Everybody can thank our friend Brien, shown here feeding someone a smelly chicken, for taking care of shipping problems– he sent out some free stickers and buttons for compensation as well so sit tight! New post every day this week?
