Our very good friend Justin, shown above after a pretty heavy front porch session, is prepared to take one for the team by sticking a needle into his penis thousands of times until it reads ‘HFK’. There’s only one problem…
To properly perform a task like this, the penis has to remain erect for the length of the process; this is where you come in. Normally this is where we’d ask for naked pictures of your mother or ex-girlfriend, those would be nice too, but won’t do in this case. Why? Because no matter how intensely arousing the woman you are staring at might be, the sensation of something puncturing your penis skin over and over will surely outweigh your horny-level.
We need help from someone with access to Viagra or a like medication. Now, of course it’s highly illegal to send things like this through the postal service, and we wouldn’t ask anyone to do such a thing…so send us an email with any further information. Let’s make this happen.
just have him wear a cock ring, that should work. this is gonna be outrageous.
have him get a prince albert while hes at it
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on Dirty Sanchez they get one done in thialand and they just typed that shit off with a string
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tied*
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I got those stickers today, Thanks alot man! Their awesome!
I’ll prolly wait a month or so to throw in that order till i can get some fuckin money.
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i’d have to ask my dad
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greg Reply:
March 24th, 2010 at 12:52 AM
get to askin!
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yo greg send me some stcikers i’d be stoked
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greg Reply:
March 28th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
You allowed to see boobs?
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