So, this week the crew rolled to New Smyrna beach for a good time at Chaz’s house and some early morning ocean swimming.  There was some alcohol involved if you need to know.   For some reason the general population felt it necessary to take a can opener to the top of their canned drinks leaving the contents exposed.  Who could that possibly be a problem for?  Anybody but Joey!  Joey, in a drunken genius moment, grabbed a beer bong tube and walked around hijacking everyones drinks.  One good suck on Joe’s tube could pull someones entire drink into the tube.  With a tube full of beer or four locos joey could run across the house consuming without being directly in front of the person trying to steal a drink.  This invention is sure to be a staple in casselberry partys from now on. But, what should this thing be called?

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