Whoa! Almost forgot about keel-o-the-month! If you’ve ever woken up on terrazzo floors, you’re more of a man than I. There were plenty of other notable keels this month including this perfectly executed carpet muncher. Sigity.
Archive for the ‘aftermaths’ Category
Keel of the month: the living room fights back
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Higgins eternal black ink: permanent.
Sunday, February 7th, 2010
Ever fallen asleep in a strange place and woke up looking damn near like a french cheese connoisseur? I’ve seen just about every kind of unconscious-party-art there is to see but the unibrow/mustache combo never gets old.
Hangin out: looking like a mt. Vesuvius victim.
Thursday, January 21st, 2010
It’s the time of the year when our house transforms into a bed and breakfast for all the birdies flying south. We’ve got a flocks in from all over this week: New York, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Virginia, California. Fellers from out of town sometimes get over-excited by their new environment and end up like this. You could label subjects like him as unable to hang, but I’d say he’s hangin’ about as hard as possible.
Remodeling: why on earth would you do that?
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
It started with a wild hair up someone’s ass, and further fueling the fire was some sabbath, that usually does the trick. Home decor never looked so drunk. First was the broken mirror: that’s seven years right there. When wooden chairs weren’t enough, they were replaced with metal ones and when those fell short of our expectations, the keg shell picked up the slack. By the time the first cadet emerged from the dust on the other side of the wall, victory was within sight. And with a few more whacks, the battle was over. Now we’ve got a hole in the wall. Shit.
2010: shouldn’t we be driving hover cars by now?
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
I can’t remember exactly when, maybe the end of December or beginning of January, but somewhere around this time of year last year we were celebrating new-years 2009. We didn’t really plan much at all, and that’s always when celebrations turn out the greatest. At that fiesta last year, we started with 2009 beers (yes, two thousand) and ended with a torched car. What will come of our bash this year? Will it be a blowout, or a bummer? Come party and find out…
Spray paint: a toiletry?
Monday, November 9th, 2009
It’s funny and true.
Rebel penile astronaut tattoo: awesome.
Friday, October 2nd, 2009
Our roommate Justin got this last night… Genius or genius?
UPDATE: It has been deemed ‘penius’ by someone in the comments.
The Casselberry hedge-trimmer massacration.
Friday, September 4th, 2009
God damnit Jon.
