What’s that thing jutting out from the wall? No thanks. With the nation’s economy in such a rut, we need to start conserving and creating space at every opportunity. Just don’t try this at mom’s place.

You remember that band Andrew W.K.? You know, this one? Well the lead guitarist of that band, who can be seen at 2:25 in this video (and various other times in the video smacking himself in the face with a pillow) has recently discovered our house, and likes to hang out there, a lot. Stay tuned to see what kind of things Erik Payne likes to do…