Archive for the ‘crack’ Category

The Casselberry massacre: one year anniversary.

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

massacratedIt’s been a whole year since the massacre. July 4th 2009, I remember it like it was yesterday… (more…)

The traveling orange kicker: back for more

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

crandalbum1Our friend and supporter, Steve Crandall, sent over this snapshot for what is becoming an ongoing series with the infamous orange kicker ramp. If you don’t know the story, check it out here. And scope Steve’s site while you’re at it at Leastmost.com

Dump em out: be careful what you wish for.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

checkoutthispuppyWe got more than we bargained for when these puppies flopped out. ‘I’ve got perfect tits’ she told us, as a matter of fact. (more…)

Pepper-spray in your eyeballs: it’d be better than this…

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

drippyblisterhandOh yeah, remember this guy from the other day? Well, he fell in our fire pit too… Click the picture to enlarge it and explore the nooks and crannies. Check out that pinky…

Pepper-spray in your eyeballs: why would you want it there?

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

masecrackheadHow people like this wander onto our property is a mystery.  Maybe they’re magnetically drawn to the smell of the kitchen sink; maybe it’s an act of the crack-gods,  who knows.  But no matter how awkwardly unwelcome they may be,  nights with characters like the one pictured above usually end with stories you couldn’t tell your grandkids.  On this night,  crackhead specimen number one was initiated by volunteering himself for a pepper-spray facial.  Kids, this is what happens when you smoke household chemicals.

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