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A real party: learn the essential components…

greg — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:08:01 +0000

We’ve had some parties at our house in the last months, but this was the first true Casselberry party that’s happened since last winter. So what goes in between here and here? Let’s fill in the blanks.

Fully equipped with oversized bonfire, miniramp session, live music, kegs, and some Evan Williams; a Casselberry party is kinda like those ones you see in the movies, but with more thow-up and less collared shirts. Everything is authentic, down to the real live stoners playing that stoner metal you hear. And in the end, that lingering next-day headache is worth it.

The Rippin’ Gypsy: still poops with the door open.

greg — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:58:36 +0000

I ran into the rippin’ gypsy, Bryce Toole, last night in Pennsylvania. And despite rumors of him abandoning his Circumnavigation of the US, I can confirm that he is still ripping harder than a motherfucker. Continue following his trek at therippingypsy site.

Gut ruckus: avid supporters of pipe ripping

greg — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:07:50 +0000

Gut Ruckus always rips hard and usually doesn’t have dickheads doing karate moves in front of them. Shows are ruined by karate, take it back to the dojo, buddy. This is a fact not an opinion.

Don’t forget to finish up Kyle Painter week in the sidebar!

Extreme disgust: one of many things you’re about to feel.

greg — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 16:30:44 +0000

Why is Finger Blaster resting so soundly? Because he’s got a whole week of party-time in front of him. Check out the feature on the side bar for updates all week. This is your fair warning: It might get ugly…

Facial contortion: smoke bad things and it stays like that.

greg — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:08:25 +0000

It’s also true about the hairy palms your mom told you about.
Update: A case of blindness after masturbation has just been confirmed as well.

Ripping coppers: they were drunk kids once upon a time.

greg — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:21:17 +0000

After breaking down last night, we ran into some ripping coppers who took some time to fuck off with us for a minute despite the following facts:

• When they pulled up, someone was laying in the road and throwing cans at a beeping car’s windshield.

• Our front seat was littered with beer cans.

• That tie-dye fucker on the right is obviously carrying/on some heavy weed.

• One of our party was arrested minutes earlier for peeing in a police car gas tank in the next town over.

Banned 4 life: get ‘em while they’re high…

greg — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:18:19 +0000

The Banned 4 DVD is now available in the web store. Amongst the two-wheeled action lies an entire Casselberry party section, so know that it’s entertainment for the whole family, not just BMX nerds. Continue in to watch the trailer!

A sticky situation: there’s about to be one

greg — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:00:43 +0000

This picture is pretty confusing but I can tell you there are at least three people, two beers and one penis in it. Figure it out yourself.

The sky is beautiful: the moon’s out too.

greg — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:51:35 +0000

There’s something about a furry man flying through the night sky with no clothes on that just makes you want to say Amen.

Pressure washers: who needs ‘em?

greg — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:26:47 +0000

Imagine trying to force the contents of a one gallon jug out of the small mouthpiece in less than two seconds. Some people call it ‘making room’.