We’ve had some parties at our house in the last months, but this was the first true Casselberry party that’s happened since last winter. So what goes in between here and here? Let’s fill in the blanks. (more…)
Archive for the ‘fire’ Category
A real party: learn the essential components…
Sunday, August 29th, 2010
Vehicular carslaughter: another one bites it
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010
Finally lit up this old hunk in the backyard. Quick, somebody save that keg in the bed!
Lake life: where you’re low on the food chain.
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
Summer’s got its nose right up our asses to the point that the only outdoor activity bearable is spending the days on our backyard amoeba pond. And summer doesn’t officially start for another month. So, going against everything Hereforkicks has ever taught you: for the time being, water > fire. But in this lake you can only wonder what will close in first; the gators or the parasites.
Rodent eating: preparation for armageddon
Monday, April 12th, 2010
Brucey Irons has been preparing his digestive system for our upcoming apocalypse in 2012, the one they talked about on TV, it’s real this time, Dan Rather said so. We’ll see who’s laughing then. The meat’s not so bad anyway; a little seasoning and it tastes like bacon.
Hot tubs: extra hot style.
Saturday, January 16th, 2010
We burn things. Someone last night told me that there’s probably a hole in the ozone layer above our fire pit. On the contrary, burning is a reasonable alternative to contributing to the country’s overflowing landfills. You know, fiberglass can take up to one million years or more to entirely decompose on it’s own? Our hot-tub took about twenty-five minutes.
Note: check out the bitch on the far left head bangin!
Christmas trees: better than pallets.
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
January 12th is the deadline in Casselberry to kick your old christmas trees to the curb for pick-up. As you can see above, those things go up like a tire fire in the sahara, so we do our best to make sure the city has to pick up as few as possible from the road the next morning. And the mythbusters say christmas trees aren’t dangerous.
