We’ve had some parties at our house in the last months, but this was the first true Casselberry party that’s happened since last winter. So what goes in between here and here? Let’s fill in the blanks. (more…)
Archive for the ‘hammered’ Category
A real party: learn the essential components…
Sunday, August 29th, 2010
Cock n balls: I could think of worse things to have on you.
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
It’s been a while. Kyle painter week took a lot out of me. Continuing on, here we have a self proclaimed smelly slut with cock and balls on her.
Extreme disgust: one of many things you’re about to feel.
Saturday, August 7th, 2010
Why is Finger Blaster resting so soundly? Because he’s got a whole week of party-time in front of him. Check out the feature on the side bar for updates all week. This is your fair warning: It might get ugly…
Facial contortion: smoke bad things and it stays like that.
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010
It’s also true about the hairy palms your mom told you about.
Update: A case of blindness after masturbation has just been confirmed as well.
Black eye: ever got one from a cheers?
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
I’ve seen many black-eyes indirectly from beer (fights, stumbles, etc.) but never a direct hit. Cheers! Busch for the win, again. Kyle Painter week coming soon?
Ripping coppers: they were drunk kids once upon a time.
Sunday, July 25th, 2010
After breaking down last night, we ran into some ripping coppers who took some time to fuck off with us for a minute despite the following facts:
• When they pulled up, someone was laying in the road and throwing cans at a beeping car’s windshield.
• Our front seat was littered with beer cans.
• That tie-dye fucker on the right is obviously carrying/on some heavy weed.
• One of our party was arrested minutes earlier for peeing in a police car gas tank in the next town over.
A sticky situation: there’s about to be one
Sunday, July 18th, 2010
This picture is pretty confusing but I can tell you there are at least three people, two beers and one penis in it. Figure it out yourself.
Pressure washers: who needs ‘em?
Friday, July 9th, 2010
Imagine trying to force the contents of a one gallon jug out of the small mouthpiece in less than two seconds. Some people call it ‘making room’.
The Casselberry massacre: one year anniversary.
Saturday, July 3rd, 2010
It’s been a whole year since the massacre. July 4th 2009, I remember it like it was yesterday… (more…)
beer battered and breaded: finger painter keel
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010
Kyle Painter is one of my favorite subjects to observe and document. And above is part of the reason why. Another reason is because he got expelled when he was in middle school for fingering his two math partners during class. We love him so much, he even has his own category in our post archive. Good kid, he’s a good kid.
