The new purple HFK stickers have been working hard all over the world. Here’s a photo from headquarters, demonstrating the proper usage of one of our products. Wanna win some free stickers so you too can put them on boobs? (more…)
Archive for the ‘nudity’ Category
Purple stickers: they go well with flesh
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
Uncovered: the original Hereforkicks archives.
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
An elite few viewers out there have been around since day one; since the crude, rude, and unrefined beginning of Hereforkicks. Those few were lucky enough to be there to witness our first mugshot and our first pairs of tittes. They were around to see the fractured penis and the day the tarantula pussy was unleashed. Those were the days. (more…)
Dump em out: be careful what you wish for.
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
We got more than we bargained for when these puppies flopped out. ‘I’ve got perfect tits’ she told us, as a matter of fact. (more…)
Munchtime: the answer to your financial troubles
Thursday, January 14th, 2010
On Tuesday evening, four of our good friends from Pennsylvania made a surprise arrival here in Casselberry. There’s Abe, the towering and slender leader of the pack; Nick, the instigator of them; Bebs, the grizzly macgyver; and then there’s Edgar. (more…)
Melons: they’re all fun and games.
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
Let’s all take it easy on Kate guys. How do you ever expect us to get a new picture of her melons when you’re so mean to her? Besides, I know plenty of people who’ve been up in it and they don’t even have sores.
Stickers: they’re cool and stuff
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
Okay, there’s good news for you and then there’s good news for us. (more…)
New years attendance list: expanding rapidly
Saturday, December 26th, 2009
Plenty of out-of-towners have already arranged to make appearances at our new years kind-of-party. Among those in attendance will be the original puke-partier and all American homosexual, Ryan Popple; who can also be credited for the photo above. Everyone’s welcome so who’s coming with me?
Dump em: please do…
Saturday, December 5th, 2009
New sticker designs, including the must-have above, have gone into production at the printers and will be available in the web-store soon. Perhaps not in time for Hanukah, but definitely in time for kwanzaa. How many boob designs can we create before they get old? Well, if my calculations are correct, then; like farts, boobs never get old.
Family photos: not like the ones at sears.
Sunday, November 29th, 2009
It’s the beginning of campfire season, so expect a whole lot of this to be going on during the fall and winter, and not much else. When was he last time you saw thirty drunk nincompoops in such an organized fashion?
Doors: they have locks for a reason.
Monday, November 16th, 2009
Doors have locks for a reason, and everyone knows it’s to keep your friends out when you’re upping your head-count. You know, researchers at a university in the Netherlands proved that sex/sexual activity is actually better with socks on, increasing orgasms by over 30 percent. Think you’ll ever need to know that?
