Why is Finger Blaster resting so soundly? Because he’s got a whole week of party-time in front of him. Check out the feature on the side bar for updates all week. This is your fair warning: It might get ugly…
Archive for the ‘painter’ Category
Extreme disgust: one of many things you’re about to feel.
Saturday, August 7th, 2010
Black eye: ever got one from a cheers?
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
I’ve seen many black-eyes indirectly from beer (fights, stumbles, etc.) but never a direct hit. Cheers! Busch for the win, again. Kyle Painter week coming soon?
beer battered and breaded: finger painter keel
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010
Kyle Painter is one of my favorite subjects to observe and document. And above is part of the reason why. Another reason is because he got expelled when he was in middle school for fingering his two math partners during class. We love him so much, he even has his own category in our post archive. Good kid, he’s a good kid.
Weighing your options: let’s get funky
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
There are endless amounts of options on a given Saturday night. One of those options is choosing to get funky, obviously. Getting funky can include anything from vomiting on your friend’s lap, to slinging mud at women, and everywhere in between.
Higgins eternal black ink: permanent.
Sunday, February 7th, 2010
Ever fallen asleep in a strange place and woke up looking damn near like a french cheese connoisseur? I’ve seen just about every kind of unconscious-party-art there is to see but the unibrow/mustache combo never gets old.
Re-up new years: sigity
Monday, January 11th, 2010
North Carolina bro BJ Wolfe was down to join us for our new years eve and came out with a pretty bad rash and this video. They call it rock paper scissors slap and it doesn’t look nearly as enjoyable as it is entertaining. Spotted on Mike Cottles project, wastedyouth.
Two ugly motherfuckers: atleast they get laid.
Saturday, December 12th, 2009
At our age, it’s pretty obvious that physical attractiveness is one of the main factors that a girl notices when she’s looking to get smashed. Most guys that lack in the beauty department also lack in the number of notches on their bedpost. But there’s always exceptions to any rule, and here they are. These two have got more notches than they have warts on their sack. Such true romantics.
Cancer schmancer: mentols are natural.
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
Nobody likes waking up with a bad taste in their mouths. After being sick onto his headrest, specimen #1 was in need of a breath freshener, but must have forgotten it before dosing back off. With none in the vicinity, someone was nice enough to donate the next best thing to wake-up with your mouth tasting like: some minty fresh menthols-they’re organic. (more…)
We’re back, and we’ve still got balls…
Monday, August 24th, 2009
After a brutal shutdown by the man, Hereforkicks is back with more crap for you to waste your mind on than ever before, and there’s even more on the way… Keep an eye out, but for now just know once again, that you’ve got another bit of technology to turn to on those lonely, lonely nights. Hey! you can even get in on the action now at our new contributions page, check it out on the link bar above… The site’s still got some tweaking needed so check back regularly as we rebuild our empire. As the great philosopher George Kastrinakis once said: “Can’t stop the kicks!”
