After being out on the jet for a weeks with no one to pick up the slack, this site started looking pretty barren. I was quick to realize that there aren’t as many crackheads outside of Casselberry, Florida to photograph. Everybody can thank our friend Brien, shown here feeding someone a smelly chicken, for taking care of shipping problems– he sent out some free stickers and buttons for compensation as well so sit tight! New post every day this week?
Archive for the ‘site news’ Category
Histoplamosis: getting back on track.
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
Banned 4 life: get it here
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
For all you BMX kids out there, there’s a new banned video out soon and we’ll have a limited number of copies for sale in the webstore as soon as they’re available.
Like a post: start participating you lazy lumps
Sunday, June 6th, 2010
You can now ‘like’ our posts on facebook. Just click the title or comments for each post and you’ll see a silly little facebook icon. Click that mother fuckie if you like it, lick ass if you don’t like it. Simple, easy, brainless. Look ma, I’m networking!
Summer tees 2010: wear dirty tees and get dirty looks
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
New shirts just went up in the web store. They all turned out pretty kick ass. And more importantly they all either have boobs or a cuss word on them. Check the store for a closer look at each design and let us know what you think. Order up!
Dirty tramps: dank nugglatron sessions
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Heavy tramp sessions at the compound. It takes fine tuning to perfect the double bounce. The new line of tees are all packed up and should be to you by the end of the week. Unless you live across the globe, be patient cadets.
Ass ripping new designs: pre-order and save green.
Saturday, April 17th, 2010
New tees will be ready for shipping on May 15th. You can wait until then, or you can save 20% on them if you pre-order now. Just use the code: kicks69 upon checkout in the online store. Pre booking ends on May 1st, so take advantage now and get some fresh shirts for summer. I also just fixed a major shipping flaw, so you won’t be getting stuck up the bum when you order multiple items–sorry to anyone that has…
Edit: Promotion code works now, sorry!
Power hour: nothing says pussy like light beer
Saturday, March 27th, 2010
It’s been a few days since the last post. It’s not like nothing wild has been going on, cause it has, but I’ve been spending a lot of time on some new designs that should be available next month. Exciting huh? Stick around if you’re not a gaybo.
Free stickers: the wieners
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Oodles of Emails came in response to the free sticker question yesterday. I’m feeling real goddamn nice today so the first five correct responses get some free shit. If you participated, read on to see if you made the cut! (more…)
New stickers: the purple dots shall govern.
Friday, February 19th, 2010
Remember a few months back when you voted on our next sticker color? Yeah, it was a long time ago, and I’d all but forgotten about them too, but they’re here. Pick some up by ordering a sticker pack in the Tees n stuff section today! Thanks for the support!
Uncovered: the original Hereforkicks archives.
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
An elite few viewers out there have been around since day one; since the crude, rude, and unrefined beginning of Hereforkicks. Those few were lucky enough to be there to witness our first mugshot and our first pairs of tittes. They were around to see the fractured penis and the day the tarantula pussy was unleashed. Those were the days. (more…)











