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Its been a month… We’ve all been in jail since the 4th

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

fourthofjulypow

So, this year we went back to jail.  There for three and a half weeks.  Sorry for the lack of posting… Guess Greg got lucky being out of town!

Web orders: on the way

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

jerrycurlFor everyone that is waiting on orders from the web store: hold tight, we’re working on it. They’ll be there asap! Please be patient, I ran into some shipping problems. Much appreciated!

trail guardians?

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

062E5106Soooo, there have been a lot of questions about the trails this year about if and when they run.  There have been some serious issues regarding the trails this year like rain, lack of motivation, lack of clay….. Well, i will be the first to tell you that the few people who dig out there have been working hard and putting an effort forth to raise the money needed to keep the place running.  Ebay auctions, tee shirts, events.  So, people might wonder… what did the money really do to improve upon “the casselberry trails”?  I’ll tell you,  the money didn’t go toward new shovels, it didn’t go toward a wheelbarrow, it didn’t even go toward clay.  This year Joey and Mike spent the raised trails money on the pictured above trained falcon.  Trained to ravage and peck the eyes of any bullshitter to show up to 71n.  NO DIG NO RIDE?  no no, you are mistaken.  no dig, no eyes.  No more bullshit here! Cottle and Juaristi dont fuck around

Additional camper: this one’s still mobile

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

winnerbagelWe’ve got a new bunkhouse temporarily stationed in the side yard, and with the Catalina on the other side, I guess this makes our home some sort of camper-sandwich.

Home: almost made it.

Monday, December 14th, 2009

almostThere’s nothing better than camping out in your yard when you’re a little kid.  The same can’t be said for waking up in your yard after a long night of getting shitty.  Almost made it,  brother.

Two ugly motherfuckers: atleast they get laid.

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

twouglymotherfucksAt our age,  it’s pretty obvious that physical attractiveness is one of the main factors that a girl notices when she’s looking to get smashed.  Most guys that lack in the beauty department also lack in the number of notches on their bedpost.  But there’s always exceptions to any rule,  and here they are.  These two have got more notches than they have warts on their sack.  Such true romantics.

Horny powder: more potent than all hell.

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

horneypowderLook out for some new features to pop up this weekend.  What this picture has to do with that: nothing,  but it does show a great example of bad grammar.

Holy banana titties: honkers on the loose

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

HFKfromfat

We, over here at the office, are lucky enough to have supportive friends like our buddy, west-coast resident; Fat T, who recently put together a short for us after reminiscing about some of his past excursions to, ahem, the office. (and also recalling the first time he heard the phrase ‘Dump ‘em out!’) Take a look. (more…)

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Wow, I just realized I did two dick posts in a row, sorry about that, I just post whatever’s in front of the camera lens. No more peens for a while…

Erik payne: A father, a hero.

Friday, July 31st, 2009



Erik Payne isn’t your average middle aged man but rather the embodiment of the word party, or maybe the words hideous train-wreck. Being the guitarist for Andrew WK, he has shown us that our mom was right when she said rock stars don’t all live glamorous lives. Either way, Erik Payne is having more fun than any of us will at his age, or at our current age for that matter. And with such quotes as: “This is the smallest penis I’ve ever had” and “Fuck Andrew WK, I party way harder than that pussy”, how could you hate him? So let’s all take a quick reminder from Erik and have fun everyday, even if we don’t remember it…