The Banned 4 DVD is now available in the web store. Amongst the two-wheeled action lies an entire Casselberry party section, so know that it’s entertainment for the whole family, not just BMX nerds. Continue in to watch the trailer! (more…)
Archive for the ‘videos/slideshows’ Category
Adventures of Carlos: screw a house I’ve got the world.
Friday, April 9th, 2010
If you’ve been around since the olde tymes of HFK, you surely remember our friend Carlos. (more…)
February’s period: push broom death
Monday, March 1st, 2010
We’ve got a quickie for you this month. It includes the crackhead dump-em-chick, and push brooming someones face.
Pregnancy: eh… that’s why they made abortions.
Thursday, October 8th, 2009
Thank the lord! We finally got our period. I was getting worried for a while there, a month is a long time to be late… This one’s pretty quality though, good enough for a couple chuckles. Enjoy the scraps.
Oh yeah, our stickers! They’re free for a limited time… Want some? Just send your name and mailing address to Info@hereforkicks.com. Sickening.
U.S. residents only please!
Water sports: wait a minute, not that kind..
Friday, August 28th, 2009
It’s hot out, perfect weather to contract an increasingly common and fatal infection from Florida amoebas! It’s one more reason to come to Florida, so parasites can eat your brain. Enjoy…
