We’ve had some parties at our house in the last months, but this was the first true Casselberry party that’s happened since last winter. So what goes in between here and here? Let’s fill in the blanks. (more…)
Archive for the ‘vomit’ Category
A real party: learn the essential components…
Sunday, August 29th, 2010
Pressure washers: who needs ‘em?
Friday, July 9th, 2010
Imagine trying to force the contents of a one gallon jug out of the small mouthpiece in less than two seconds. Some people call it ‘making room’.
Weighing your options: let’s get funky
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
There are endless amounts of options on a given Saturday night. One of those options is choosing to get funky, obviously. Getting funky can include anything from vomiting on your friend’s lap, to slinging mud at women, and everywhere in between.
The urge to spew: sometimes you gotta let ‘er rip
Sunday, April 25th, 2010
If your belly’s not bubbling after a double decker power-hour, there something special about you. Most players can make it outside to release the pressure; some can’t. Killing two birds with one stone, our very own spaniard releases his load and expresses his hate for Keystone Light at the same time.
Six-pack challenge: round deuce.
Sunday, December 20th, 2009
After getting all juiced up in the first round, round number two was sure to be a doozie. And it was. If you pause the video at 0:40 you’ll see something like this. Other highlights of the game included a straw hat on fire, scrambled eggs, and hitting full beer bottles with a socket wrench.
“I can’t even see out of them”
Saturday, September 12th, 2009
A responsible smoker knows where his/her side effects come from. Which is why Pat knows that his eyeballs are red because his extreme THC intake reduces his intraocular pressure and dilates his blood vessels, making them more visible.
You’re so smart pat…
Cancer schmancer: mentols are natural.
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
Nobody likes waking up with a bad taste in their mouths. After being sick onto his headrest, specimen #1 was in need of a breath freshener, but must have forgotten it before dosing back off. With none in the vicinity, someone was nice enough to donate the next best thing to wake-up with your mouth tasting like: some minty fresh menthols-they’re organic. (more…)
