It’s beautiful here right now. b.e.a.utiful. Lips/landings/rollers/berms/meth…they’re poping up all over the place at the jumps, ill get some pics up this weekend, until then, settle for this one footed side kick performed by mark. If anybody is reading this, or cares, there’s talk of a Profile/Lifecycle jam at casselberry sometime in mid-february. Ill get more on that at the end of the week also. In other news, a tattoo gun has been aquired by DNA over on this side of town and he’s layin down fresh ink all over the place. Here’s one on Deb. AWESOME. Get yours this weekend. i dare you.

Another downpour, another bar. The amount of penis was almost overwelming last night. Things were lookin good for one old dog though, new tricks is an understatement. Chad definately won the unannounced dance off with ungodly moves including, but not limited to, the tripod, the raptor, and the -look my arm is in my shirt it looks like a big penis poking out! Needless to say, he got the girl too. Bryce and mark are creepy looking. That is all. Important announcements this week too.. see ya soon.

Its still raining i swear, but it really doesnt matter because look at that signature. Nothing really going on, we went to the bar last night for a premier. The toilet got sick of people pissing in it so it let loose. Car bombs got sick of joey drinking them so they did the same, all over the bar. Wobbly and I went home with two girls, only to find out upon arrival that they had brought us to thier boyfriend’s house. Damn whore Floridians. More fun tonight.. see you all on the dark side.
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Welp.. Rain everyday means new lines. Wobbly smokes way too much pot. It’s not necessarily a bad thing though, the result is him digging in a way that somewhat resembles a bulldozer.. Judging by the picture below, it looks like Paul likes it too. No more rain in the forecast so everything should be fine and dandy within a couple days. Mark M is in LA filming for some big-time TV stuff Co0o0o0o0ol mark! He’ll be back with some stories/pics at the end of the week. More riding pics soon, pooping ones too. Maybe even tits if youre lucky. Party on Friday night at the house has been moved back a week. Shucks! What’s a bunch of assholes like us gonna do? The wonderful, glorious answer to that is that, in place of it, there’s a party/video at MESH followed by a large bar tab at the bar. Free beer. Free sex. pictures? yes. Should be a wild one. Until next time, remember, rule #1: NEVER touch your own dick..

Here some pics for everyone who likes crotches and poop. Mark and Bates(now riding for Morningstar) riding and some oldies courtesy of Bobby V.. Welcome to pittsburgh 3 is in the works and is featurung a full part from the one, the only, Kris Bennett. Rumor has it that his section-ender has something to do with shot-gunning a keg. Watch for it in September, unless Bob-o gets drunk and decides to go on a solo world-tour hiatus. Trails are a pond, my knee is blown, so expect more pics and updates because all i can do is sit on my dick. Partyage was rained out last night (which will resume asap) and resulted in the Mike Cottle central florida bar tour. It would be written about, but much of the night’s memories are hiding somewhere deep within the cranium and have yet to be retrieved.. Thats about all.. Tits tomorrow!!

…who recently broke his shoulder off as a result of falling out of a tree. naked.
Lookin good!
I apologize for this but he really wantedd to say hi.
fun pics at the end of the weekend.. promise.<33 LOLz homo!!

kev was looking at porn the other night and he got a huge boner! Second pic doesnt really look like him but its a wierd angle.. wow!!

Riding the trails with bryce documenting.. Mark has made it with his trading cards, watch for the action figure and video game to drop in ‘08 maybe even a Mark Mulville penis replica for the ladies. Colt is better at riding scooters than bikes, wait for proof, no penis replica from him. Late night chicken wings.. and a reminder not to pass out in the kitchen..open game.

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It rained last night, that didnt stop the few, the proud. Keg fell out of the truck bed, rolled across an intersection, and was involved in a head-on collision with an 80’s bmw, which must not have been legal because they hauled ass. Anyway, tasted great. Karaoke had a merciless audience, until the captivating performance by the great Spencer Solis (who, by the way, has booked another show with us next weekend). Then, some some asshole fell in the mud, hell freakin yeah.