Every loyal U.S. citizen knows that Memorial day commemorates the men and women of the military service who keeled while fighting for thier country, what better way to celebrate than to get shithammered in thier memory. Barbeques and old mill will do the trick. So get out there and boost one for your favorite soldier! You rock!

Come do a tailwhip so you can go to woodward and learn how to do a double! For real though, should be pretty out there, and your night will probably end something like this.

50 years old and still shredding the gnar.

Paul doing a beer bong?







Herbachio

NOPE

YUP




Some of the young guns couldn’t make it through the day.

…and in the end paul got his crown.


The Casselberry mania jam has come and gone, and couldn’t have gone any smoother; barbeque, beer, boobies, old men, and how could it be complete without ending the night with a small forrest fire? Thanks bunches to all the sponsers for trusting us not to flee the border with all the stuff the gave us. If you were so unfortunate to miss out, better luck next year. two bicycles were stolen, one being my own, so if you have them you’d better spray paint it real good or you will have your teeth kicked in…
Anyway!
In total:
-535 beers were consumed (not including BYOB’s)
-88 hotdogs.
-60 hamburgers.
-38 potatos.
-144 steaz drinks.
-1 pool water bong with paul’s back hair.
Just be down brethren, just be down.

After days hunting various forms of meat for this saturday, Jose has come to the conclusion that we would need bigger, better meat sources to supply food for all of our hungry guests. Hours of deep brainstorming lead us to the conclusion that we will be serving soylent green wafers, that’s right. The hunt begins…

That’s what happens when you use your brains correctly. The dumpster diet challenge has begun, three days in and no signs of the end. Iv’e seen everything from packaged ham sandwiches to strawberry shortcake pastries, give it a try and save some bills.. There’s going to be a UGP fashion show this week in Orlando at Odin’s Den on Wednesday night, if you’re around, do it. Rumor has it that there’s 500+ PBR 16ozers to be floating around but I didn’t tell you that..

Prom parties are the shit. Watch out for the revolution coming through a town near you, go green, go naked. Fresh clay’s poping up left and right at the trails. Fun news and stuff at the end of the weekend! Anyways, get off the computer, it’s Saturday, go have fun… and clip your toe nails for god’s sake.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

The trails are starting to look pretty tastey as of the last few days in preperation for next weekend! Apparently Paul and his roomates are planing to hit it big the day of the casselberry jam by “selling hotdogs to all those fuckin kids”, well, there’s free food from us but if you’d like you can purchase one of his, it might make you feel funny. Speaking of the free BBQ, check it out! Joey has been working hard collecting some prime meat for it, don’t let him down!