An ordinary grandpa wouldn’t be found on the side of the road fiddling around with a rubber penis in-between his buttcheeks. Then again, the U.S. Marine corps. breeds some more than average kooks. “…if I learned one thing in my time serving the country, it’s that a good man is hard to find…” Way to represent our country. Thanks uncle sam.

The wiping poll(that you can see two posts down)has come to a close, a thanks goes out to all participants-your vote counts… but an extra big praise goes to all of you front-to-backers out there, for your army is strong.

The wiping poll is has been stirring up some great feedback in the past few days and a deeper issue has been suggested – Might a better question be: Are you a crumbler, or a folder? For now, front to back is showing a commanding lead, but it’s not too late; the polls don’t close until sunday evening so don’t forget to cast your vote if you haven’t done so. In other news, if you pooped green today,