It’s a pleasure to introduce the first of our monthly b-roll feature. The b-roll will appear at beginning of every month and will contain photo’s of events from the previous month that may not have shown up on the main page. A good solution for would-be forgotten masterpieces.
Archive for May, 2009
Whatever floats your boat: May’s B-roll.
Saturday, May 30th, 2009"Now I’ve got piss on my leg…"
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Last week’s titty contest went off well and a special thanks goes to Rob Sawyer of Leesburg, VA, for the winners you see below, enjoy your tee Roberto, don’t tell mom how you got it…
I eat cake like everyday’s my birthday.
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009Entries go to Hereforkicks@gmail.com
Beer nuts? Yes pleaseeoooh my no!
Sunday, May 17th, 2009
Looks damn near a playground for back-country-hardened men. Ever heard of beer nuts? Finger blaster demonstrates the literal version… There’s a new site in the works; more cringe inducing photos, more fucked up features, more people’s dreams of becoming political-leaders extinguished. It could be up next month, maybe two months, hell, maybe never. Forget that was even blurted,
Titties and beer: Thank God I ain’t queer.
Friday, May 15th, 2009

Not that there’s anything wrong with handlebar mustaches and assless chaps. Gay’s in anyways, it’s all fine and dandy. Naked is naked… which brings us to our next topic: don’t take camera-phone nudes. They’ll get into the hands of the wrong assholes…
Man: time traveling since 6000 B.C.
Monday, May 11th, 2009shotgun beer=no wait.
Here’s one to add to the video archive, enjoy.
Cosmo Kramer: he does exist…
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

First today, apologies for the nuisance of a content warning screen: we’ve a tattletale among us. Apparently someone didn’t like last weeks’ update and tried to have our whole operation shutdown. Thanks to google respecting amendment one of the U.S. constitution, we still have our right to freedom of speech and by God we’re going to use it… God damnit. whew.
Moving along, Banned three is now available in limited quantities through Hereforkicks!, if you missed the trailer here it is; pick up a copy of the DVD here (over there on the right column dummy) and receive some HFK! buttons on the house.
Breaking news: shitty haircuts are the new pink–cool yet questionable… wait a minute, pink was never cool.















