Nobody likes waking up with a bad taste in their mouths. After being sick onto his headrest, specimen #1 was in need of a breath freshener, but must have forgotten it before dosing back off. With none in the vicinity, someone was nice enough to donate the next best thing to wake-up with your mouth tasting like: some minty fresh menthols-they’re organic. (more…)
Archive for August, 2009
Cancer schmancer: mentols are natural.
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
Water sports: wait a minute, not that kind..
Friday, August 28th, 2009
It’s hot out, perfect weather to contract an increasingly common and fatal infection from Florida amoebas! It’s one more reason to come to Florida, so parasites can eat your brain. Enjoy…
We’re back, and we’ve still got balls…
Monday, August 24th, 2009
After a brutal shutdown by the man, Hereforkicks is back with more crap for you to waste your mind on than ever before, and there’s even more on the way… Keep an eye out, but for now just know once again, that you’ve got another bit of technology to turn to on those lonely, lonely nights. Hey! you can even get in on the action now at our new contributions page, check it out on the link bar above… The site’s still got some tweaking needed so check back regularly as we rebuild our empire. As the great philosopher George Kastrinakis once said: “Can’t stop the kicks!”
Old crow, also known as crack crowcaine.
Thursday, August 6th, 2009
1000ml, with a street value of $8.95. A must in outdoor living room sessions.
