My bro Jeff Smee and accomplice B Toole are riding their bikes over one thousand miles from Pittsburgh to Casselberry for a good cause… Talk about ripping pipe. Go check out their site to see what’s up and track their progress over at flatland2florida. They’ve already made it through PA and MD and have been interviewed by a local newspaper in Cumberland, pretty neato, take a look…
Archive for September, 2009
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
The cup chug challenge
Monday, September 28th, 2009
The cup chug challenge isn’t new, it’s actually been around for years now. The cup is always different, and usually doesn’t make it through the night in one piece. But one aspect of the challenge stays the same; not many make it to the bottom of that cup. On this particular night the glass held about forty two ounces, or three and a half beers, and there was only one top dog…
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Reading: I thnk my parents did that in skool or sumthing
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
Looks like a case of hookworm waiting to happen, or some kind of worm. Speaking of worms, you guys aren’t much of bookworms, huh? Hell I could be writing an eyewitness account of general Custer’s last stand, and you wouldn’t catch it. Look at you, mindlessly scanning until your eyes happen upon one of these little blue links. Anyways, if you’re still here, don’t forget to check out the kicktionary update from earlier this week. See ya.
Kicktionary update: “The drunk girl”
Friday, September 18th, 2009
There’s always that one girl at the party, the babbling tramp. Sloppy, oddly attractive, and always DTF. Because of their higher body fat to water ratio and the lower rate at which their body processes alcohol, it has been proven that women actually do get drunk faster…but does that give them the right to act like stupid dummyheads with no consequences? Not around here it doesn’t. The kicktionary has been updated with our tribute to “the drunk girl”.
“I can’t even see out of them”
Saturday, September 12th, 2009
A responsible smoker knows where his/her side effects come from. Which is why Pat knows that his eyeballs are red because his extreme THC intake reduces his intraocular pressure and dilates his blood vessels, making them more visible.
You’re so smart pat…
Got another case of the damn mondays?
Monday, September 7th, 2009
Take a minute to explore the pages of our new sidebar feature, the kicktionary: a chiefly pictorial glossary with a hint of HFK. Learn new words valuable to understanding this site and discover new meanings to ones you think you already know. The best part is, when your mom asks what you did today, you can tell her you spent time on the interweb broadening your vocabulary.
The Casselberry hedge-trimmer massacration.
Friday, September 4th, 2009
God damnit Jon.
How much wood could a woodchuck suck?
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
The video page is up and running with a whole bundle of clips, old and new, Obamush approved. Go give it a look-see, pickle dick. Also, we need you contributors to start shredding; send us something to cringe at, suck your mom’s tit or something…
