The sex party tees are back in stock, go to the online store and pick one up if you haven’t yet. If you ordered one this week they’ve all been sent out so keep an eye out in your mailbox. Go have a neato halloween and come back tomorrow night for some laughs.
Archive for October, 2009
Halloween: umm, it’s today.
Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Friday, October 30th, 2009
Remember our friend Kate? You know, the one with the tits…of course you do. Well here’s a video of her getting fucked on the internet.
Sex party tees: sold out
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Holy shit! it’s hard to keep up with you assholes. It’s been very busy shipping everything the last few days… more shirts are at the printers right now so keep your breeches on! Check back for some content tomorrow!
Pepper-spray in your eyeballs: it’d be better than this…
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Oh yeah, remember this guy from the other day? Well, he fell in our fire pit too… Click the picture to enlarge it and explore the nooks and crannies. Check out that pinky…
Pepper-spray in your eyeballs: why would you want it there?
Sunday, October 25th, 2009
How people like this wander onto our property is a mystery. Maybe they’re magnetically drawn to the smell of the kitchen sink; maybe it’s an act of the crack-gods, who knows. But no matter how awkwardly unwelcome they may be, nights with characters like the one pictured above usually end with stories you couldn’t tell your grandkids. On this night, crackhead specimen number one was initiated by volunteering himself for a pepper-spray facial. Kids, this is what happens when you smoke household chemicals.
Dump ‘em out: kicktionary update.
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Whether you call them boobs, jugs, or tatas; we can all agree that they do more good outside of the shirt. With that said, go read the kickionary’s new post and learn…
Ink overseas: Scotland answers back.
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Dunc from Scotland sent over this photo last night, of his crony sporting a fresh HFK brand. Thanks for the support over there guys, I’ll send over some tees for you to match your ink!
Hereforkicks: immortalized.
Saturday, October 17th, 2009
It was quarter past seven yesterday morning when two assholes stumbled through my bedroom door, the night hadn’t ended yet for them. My morning grump turned to delight when I cracked my eyes open to my room mate’s middle finger flipped up against my forehead. What else would you expect from the guy that has a rebel boner astronaut on his leg. Someone had to be the first…
Saliva: no more left.
Friday, October 16th, 2009Just sent out 102 sticker envelopes. Updates later…
STDs: can you even get them on your neck?
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
We had a slew comments in the last week directed towards a pair of photos in September’s period. More specifically, the two photos of our friend Colt Fake with an outbreak of whiteheads spread over his neck and face. No, it’s not an STD, dummies; though you can’t be too careful ever since the Casselberry chlamydia calamity last month. What actually happened was, Colt, in one of his recent drunken stupors found his resting place for the night at the foot of our yards’ largest fire-ant mound, strange, but that’s not even on the list of the weirdest things Colt’s done. Not even close.
