Archive for November, 2009

Family photos: not like the ones at sears.

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

familyphotoIt’s the beginning of campfire season,  so expect a whole lot of this to be going on during the fall and winter,  and not much else.  When was he last time you saw thirty drunk nincompoops in such an organized fashion?  

MUSH SKATEPARK!

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

meshsmallI am late with this picture. We partied last night for Mesh Skatepark’s “one last time”.  The above picture is not from last night, but from a good quiet night during one of our locals only after hours jams.  The past five years has been a wild ride there.  I have seen some things that i will never forget and i have seen some things that i wish i could forget.  Incidents from fist fights, to ramps accidentally catching fire, to catching people fucking in the bathrooms during events.  There is no lack of amazing stories having to do, directly, with Mesh and i would like whoever is reading to leave a comment with their wildest story having to do with mesh.  Free HFK! shirt shipped to the most fuckered story.

 

P.S.next weeks photo wont be so art fagish.

Doors: the great dividers

Friday, November 27th, 2009

chickkickWould it be missing the point to be thankful for two girls kicking down your pantry door?  I mean,  it made for an entertaining photo.  Oh shit,  almost forgot to say grace… Jesus christ we thanks you for not giving us any diseases, that will kill us,  for having jobs, and thank you for this meal that I bought, myself.

Voting for new stickers: almost dunskie…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

gulperIt’s the last day to vote on our next sticker down below.  So do that.  Cool.

New sidebar feature: Photo of the week with James.

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

motorboatPOW! See that big scary guy on the sidebar? You might remember him from such posts as; Boobs on a hot plate, and Big guy: little poop. Well his name is James and he’s going to be running a new photo-of-the-week section for the site. Check back and click on him every Saturday for a tasteful selection from James’ personal stash.

One life, one lung!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

rickeyPOW

Never doubt a stoner.  They might seem to be lacking in the motivation department but stoners can be scientists too.  Who would have thought that the waterless gravity bong would be invented through meticulous experiments involving taping different types of bags to two liter bottles.  Weed, not my thing but A+ for the creativity of home made happiness!

Horny powder: more potent than all hell.

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

horneypowderLook out for some new features to pop up this weekend.  What this picture has to do with that: nothing,  but it does show a great example of bad grammar.

Doors: they have locks for a reason.

Monday, November 16th, 2009

anonyheadremovedDoors have locks for a reason,  and everyone knows it’s to keep your friends out when you’re upping your head-count.  You know,  researchers at a university in the Netherlands proved that sex/sexual activity is actually better with socks on,  increasing orgasms by over 30 percent.  Think you’ll ever need to know that?

Voting: it doesn’t really make a difference, but do it anyway.

Friday, November 13th, 2009

newsticker

Stickers go fast around these parts, 1000 of them came at the beginning of the month and zero remain. We’re overdue for our next batch and need your help in making such a momentous decision as what color to choose. Get voting!

Holy banana titties: honkers on the loose

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

HFKfromfat

We, over here at the office, are lucky enough to have supportive friends like our buddy, west-coast resident; Fat T, who recently put together a short for us after reminiscing about some of his past excursions to, ahem, the office. (and also recalling the first time he heard the phrase ‘Dump ‘em out!’) Take a look. (more…)