Archive for December, 2009

Remodeling: why on earth would you do that?

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

remodel

It started with a wild hair up someone’s ass, and further fueling the fire was some sabbath, that usually does the trick. Home decor never looked so drunk. First was the broken mirror: that’s seven years right there. When wooden chairs weren’t enough, they were replaced with metal ones and when those fell short of our expectations, the keg shell picked up the slack. By the time the first cadet emerged from the dust on the other side of the wall, victory was within sight.  And with a few more whacks,  the battle was over.  Now we’ve got a hole in the wall. Shit.

Mesh Skatepark in your backyard?

Monday, December 28th, 2009

lastdecemberpow

Pow bitch! The skatepark may be closed but at least the ramps are still erect.  Mesh moved from Longwood to Casselberry.  71n. ramp compound coming soon.  The Unit can suck it…

New years attendance list: expanding rapidly

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

stringgirlPlenty of out-of-towners have already arranged to make appearances at our new years kind-of-party. Among those in attendance will be the original puke-partier and all American homosexual, Ryan Popple; who can also be credited for the photo above.  Everyone’s welcome so who’s coming with me?

2010: shouldn’t we be driving hover cars by now?

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

campfireI can’t remember exactly when,  maybe the end of December or beginning of January,  but somewhere around this time of year last year we were celebrating new-years 2009.  We didn’t really plan much at all,  and that’s always when celebrations turn out the greatest.  At that fiesta last year,  we started with 2009 beers (yes, two thousand) and ended with a torched car.  What will come of our bash this year?  Will it be a blowout, or a bummer?  Come party and find out…

Parched? Have a waterfall: sounds like a tasty beverage.

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

weedliterIt’s kind of like a regular two-liter,  but it’s full of weed smoke.  Who’s laughing now?  Well,  probably you.

Six-pack challenge: round deuce.

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

After getting all juiced up in the first round,  round number two was sure to be a doozie.  And it was.  If you pause the video at 0:40 you’ll see something like this.  Other highlights of the game included a straw hat on fire, scrambled eggs, and hitting full beer bottles with a socket wrench.

Six-pack challenge: round one.

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

sixpackroundoneTake twenty minutes; drink six beers.  This simple yet gut busting ceremony has been named,  naturally,  the six pack challenge.  Both physically and mentally draining,  the six pack challenge isn’t an easy accomplishment.  But to trained experts like the ones shown above,  it’s only the beginning of the night.  Check back tomorrow as our two champions invite some of their chums over for the second round of the night.  Could this be the first ever double-or-nothing six pack challenge?  Probably not,  but impressive nonetheless.

two weeks worth…

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

powkato

So, i fucked up and didn’t post a picture of the week last week so i’m doubling up this week.  Underneath the table at any Casselberry party is the best dog on earth.  Kato, for some reason, loves loud noises and wild shit.  I liked this photo and for no real reason decided this would be the one.  I recently got him tattooed on my arm, ferocious!

What does a game face look like?

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

powmax

Six pack challenge uniform: sleeveless pantera shirt(DUH!), cardboard beast hat, some sick goggles, and the best hair do possible!

Girl on girl: technically gay.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

kissykissI just got word from our sticker guys that one of our designs is in the mail.  Sickening.