I’ll be out of the office from today until the sixth. Posting will carry on as normal; Emails and orders will be held until Monday the eighth. Sigity.
Archive for February, 2010
Vacation: can a man get some west and wewaxation?
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Free stickers: the wieners
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Oodles of Emails came in response to the free sticker question yesterday. I’m feeling real goddamn nice today so the first five correct responses get some free shit. If you participated, read on to see if you made the cut! (more…)
Purple stickers: they go well with flesh
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
The new purple HFK stickers have been working hard all over the world. Here’s a photo from headquarters, demonstrating the proper usage of one of our products. Wanna win some free stickers so you too can put them on boobs? (more…)
One-ply toilet tissue: should’ve spend that extra quarter.
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
Attack of the Wolf!
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
So, are there wild wolfs roaming Casselberry? Truth is, yes. They can be seen at wolfbrandclothing.blogspot.com . Mulville has been here in Casselberry on “vacation” as he would call it now that paying rent makes him a permanent resident of Pittsburgh and he has been spending his vacation time resting and relaxing. But dont make him mad he will freak on you, as you can see from the pictures. Just kidding, but he will kill the trails and die laughing. He also probably knows every line from your favorite 90’s movie
Made simple: twenty twenty vision.
Sunday, February 21st, 2010
People say that drinking beer impairs your vision. Sounds like some fancy science mumbo jumbo to me, but even if it is true, just pop a pair of these bad boys in and you’ll be seeing 20/20 the whole drive home.
typical tuesday?
Saturday, February 20th, 2010
So, what really happens in Casselberry when there is not an automobile on fire in the backyard? Typical shit…. DUH! Some engawuping as usual but the beginning of this week was fairly dull and close to what most would call a normal life, kind of. Tuesday i got off of work to visit Greg in the hospital because he was suffering from explosive diarrhea due to some mild alcohol poisoning. Is the old Smee back in action???? For now…. no. But, greg is still a wild man in his own right working on new HFK t-shirt designs in the hospital, which he was only in for some mild sickness not the poop/drunk thing. sorry? When i left i drove across town to GGSB screen printing, the guys responsible for the shirt that you are probably wearing among almost every bmx related t-shirt coming out of florida. Band practice happens inside of the office for their band Gut Ruckus, which you should check out(myspace.com/gutruckus). Just a typical tuesday night. typical? fuck it, i dont know what is normal anymore
ever got a hand job in a hospital?
New stickers: the purple dots shall govern.
Friday, February 19th, 2010
Remember a few months back when you voted on our next sticker color? Yeah, it was a long time ago, and I’d all but forgotten about them too, but they’re here. Pick some up by ordering a sticker pack in the Tees n stuff section today! Thanks for the support!
I can drive: keel of the month
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
How about that classics post? There’ll be a sidebar link to it soon, incase you didn’t get a chance to read all the way back. Unrelated to this, I build up way too many photos of people passed out to not do anything with them. So now you can look forward to the keel of the month. Ta-dah!
Uncovered: the original Hereforkicks archives.
Sunday, February 14th, 2010
An elite few viewers out there have been around since day one; since the crude, rude, and unrefined beginning of Hereforkicks. Those few were lucky enough to be there to witness our first mugshot and our first pairs of tittes. They were around to see the fractured penis and the day the tarantula pussy was unleashed. Those were the days. (more…)
