Here’s March’s period. More importantly there’s a comment here left by James’ babe, Taylor, shooting down accusations of a short bang session. Looks like he pounded it solid after all.
Archive for March, 2010
Top story: James devirginized
Monday, March 29th, 2010
It’s big day! Our very own James Covington traded in his card to a beautiful young lady early this morning, making this day a landmark in history. James has taken a verbal beating for years now because of his sexual status, but it’s all over now. Everyone leave some love for the man!
Keel of the month: the living room fights back
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Whoa! Almost forgot about keel-o-the-month! If you’ve ever woken up on terrazzo floors, you’re more of a man than I. There were plenty of other notable keels this month including this perfectly executed carpet muncher. Sigity.
But you’re still RIDING!
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
So, since the last time i posted a few things have happened… only a few of them involving me so here goes. I went downtown with Kyle and Colt to shoot some photos for a bike check they will be doing soon for metal bikes that should either be really funny or really embarrassing. It will be interesting for sure. With that said, what do you think happened when we got downtown? a rail grind? a curb manual? Not likely! Colt and Kyle tried jumping off of a six or seven foot roof to flat and the homeless guy living underneath it thought otherwise. As one jumped the homeless guy, who was actually a crusty old black man, hit the other in the head with a shovel handle and tried the other one after. He, unfortunately, got a beat down after breaking the big wood handle over kyles head. Cops caught up to us up the road and i am glad we did not end up in jail!
And, yesterday was the first bmx contest ever held at the orlando skatepark and it was badass because there were some rad out of towners hanging out and the entire casselberry crew with the exception of GREG came and raged it all day. I got really sun burned and everyone drank beers out of slurpee cups. there was no shortage of slurpee cup jokes on the mike all day. But, the highlight was some black guy renegading the park eating shit everywhere. i cant even explain how loose this guy was. Good times this week
Power hour: nothing says pussy like light beer
Saturday, March 27th, 2010
It’s been a few days since the last post. It’s not like nothing wild has been going on, cause it has, but I’ve been spending a lot of time on some new designs that should be available next month. Exciting huh? Stick around if you’re not a gaybo.
The late show: life after keg.
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
The first fifteen minutes after a keg runs dry are very crucial to whether or not the party, too, will diminish. See, you don’t need booze for a bash, but entertainment is essential. Above, about five minutes into crunch time, the shindig was saved with a self-inflicted suplex; and the night continued.
Beard envy!
Friday, March 19th, 2010
BEFORE!
Greg chopped the ol beard this week in hopes of becoming a bar back at a gay style bar. the ad said there were good tip opportunities…. kind of wonders if that refers to extra money or if he is going to get to handle sausage? Beard or not im sure Greg is going to have to shake the queers off with a stick. So what am i getting at?
AFTER!
Well. I, after almost two years of neglecting my electric razor am beginning to think it is time for a change. Although it is not hot yet i am being held back by this mop growing from my face. When i ride my bike it blows everywhere and makes my neck and chest itch like hell and when i drive with the windows down it blows into my eyes. I enjoy looking like an asshole and dont mind the looks that i get, it is kind of funny. But, where do i draw the line? keep going til it stops growing… when could that possibly be? What the fuck should i do?
ME! AS OF TODAY AT WORK
Penile shaft tattoo: in the works…
Friday, March 19th, 2010
Our very good friend Justin, shown above after a pretty heavy front porch session, is prepared to take one for the team by sticking a needle into his penis thousands of times until it reads ‘HFK’. There’s only one problem… (more…)
GOD N GUNS!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
So, i don’t know how many of you actually know me…. or even read my section of this site for that matter. But, it is not a secret that i am a huge Lynyrd Skynyrd fan. Growing up in a southern family, having a father that liked to shoot guns every chance he got and blast southern rock on the daily was the best upbringing i can think of. Trey Jones knows what i’m a talkin bout, his dad is a wild sided southern gentleman like mine was. You don’t to have a southern background to understand that Skynyrd was and is the best musical group of all time you just have to listen to the music in the right setting. Like the 75th annual “strawberry festival” in Plant City Florida. Now can a place called Plant city have many people? Oh hell yeah! and what happens when a couple thousand Skynyrd fans gather to rage to some good ol southern rock? A big fuckin bash and a bunch of boot wearing gun toting good ol boys screaming hell yeah as hard as they can. Yesterday, March 14, 2009, could have possibly been the best day of my life. I saw Skynyrd rip the Pland City a new one on the first stop of the 2010 “god and guns” tour. Skynyrd fans are die hard and i have been, am, and will continue to be a fan til the day i die!
A skynyrd fans rig. YES!
Creepin: transportation for the common imbecile
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
I don’t know what the deal is, but there’s been a lot of rip-ass vehicles around here lately, the newest of them being roommate Aaron’s rig, fittingly dubbed the Casselberry Creeper. (more…)
