Four loko has been coming up hard on the gas station shelves lately. Shit’s soft. Anyway, tomorrow is the last day to pre-order shirts from the new line! Get with it and be the first to have them when they come off the press.
Archive for April, 2010
Double up digity: carbonated cough syrup
Friday, April 30th, 2010
trail guardians?
Thursday, April 29th, 2010
Soooo, there have been a lot of questions about the trails this year about if and when they run. There have been some serious issues regarding the trails this year like rain, lack of motivation, lack of clay….. Well, i will be the first to tell you that the few people who dig out there have been working hard and putting an effort forth to raise the money needed to keep the place running. Ebay auctions, tee shirts, events. So, people might wonder… what did the money really do to improve upon “the casselberry trails”? I’ll tell you, the money didn’t go toward new shovels, it didn’t go toward a wheelbarrow, it didn’t even go toward clay. This year Joey and Mike spent the raised trails money on the pictured above trained falcon. Trained to ravage and peck the eyes of any bullshitter to show up to 71n. NO DIG NO RIDE? no no, you are mistaken. no dig, no eyes. No more bullshit here! Cottle and Juaristi dont fuck around
Full moon formation: rolling deep in the lot.
Monday, April 26th, 2010
Parking lot sessions are a go thanks to old man Chad’s new shop. You can’t go wrong with cheap beer in a shopping cart.
The urge to spew: sometimes you gotta let ‘er rip
Sunday, April 25th, 2010
If your belly’s not bubbling after a double decker power-hour, there something special about you. Most players can make it outside to release the pressure; some can’t. Killing two birds with one stone, our very own spaniard releases his load and expresses his hate for Keystone Light at the same time.
A soft side for puppies: bitch I got one…
Friday, April 23rd, 2010
My roommate helped me lose my puppy this past Sunday, who, by the way, is awesome and cute and feminizing. So now, not shots, I’m helping him get pictures of his ex-girlfriend on the internet. Worldwide search launched.
Panama red: who wants a footlong?
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
April twentieth is a day to make it easier for police to catch you smoking your brown weed. Stoners.
No, I don’t eat cigarettes!
Sunday, April 18th, 2010
When Mesh Skatepark opened up back in 2004 there was this family of Doh Doh birds that lived in the field in front of the warehouse… Now, the park is gone and Chad and I opened a new shop across the street and these stupid ass birds have followed the stink of skateboarders and bmx kids. Greg fed this dumb ass bird french fries out of his hands for five minutes and slipped in a cigarette butt. Some how this flying dip shit spotted the problem and hauled ass. Who wouldn’t?
Hotlanta!
Sunday, April 18th, 2010
So, i have not had much time to take any photos lately. But, i have been having a damn good time. This week; Erik, Max, Jon, Aaron, and I saddled up to drive up to Atlanta to see an amazing show. I found out one of my favorite bands, BISON BC, was going to be coming to Atlanta on a tour and without a doubt had to go no matter what. Bison does not usually come this far south and i had plans to venture north to see them in new york last year but it didnt work out…. After further research, i found that this show would also feature Black Cobra, Priestess, and be head lined by High on Fire. HIGH ON FIRE! Erik toured with HOF for a while with AWK and we made a few calls and hit the road. Trip started out really early and first stop was Cafe Risque, where a 40 year old fully nude waitress served us an amazing breakfast and rubbed her ass all over us. Next stop was the middle of nowhere to get gas where the guy next to us pumping gas was wearing a gun/holster while pumping gas into his jon boat and drinking a beer. Fuck yeah. Once in Atlanta we walked in to see HOF soundcheck and it was fucking crazy. The crew proceeded to smoke a large joint on the side of the venue and pound 30 keystones. The show ripped and Bison delivered as expected. Erik got to see a chick getting eaten out in the HOF bus, pretty rad and Instead of getting a hotel as planned we drove home tired as hell and got home in exactly 24 hours of when we left on our journey. Sex, drugs, and rock n roll!
Five grown ass men in a Mazda isnt the best for sleeping arrangements
Ass ripping new designs: pre-order and save green.
Saturday, April 17th, 2010
New tees will be ready for shipping on May 15th. You can wait until then, or you can save 20% on them if you pre-order now. Just use the code: kicks69 upon checkout in the online store. Pre booking ends on May 1st, so take advantage now and get some fresh shirts for summer. I also just fixed a major shipping flaw, so you won’t be getting stuck up the bum when you order multiple items–sorry to anyone that has…
Edit: Promotion code works now, sorry!
Meat curtains: Arby’s ain’t the only one with roast beef
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
Our roommate Jon-o invited a few broads over for a session the other night. Here, they provide us with the elusive monkey shot. Peek-a-boo!
