There are endless amounts of options on a given Saturday night. One of those options is choosing to get funky, obviously. Getting funky can include anything from vomiting on your friend’s lap, to slinging mud at women, and everywhere in between.
Archive for May, 2010
Weighing your options: let’s get funky
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
Man hair: Grizzly Adams ain’t got shit.
Monday, May 24th, 2010
The beard battle is finally over. Recent import and OG party journalist, JPR, is the last man standing. Even with this sweltering heat, I don’t think his face fuzz is going anywhere soon. How long did it take him? Well I don’t know but according to him, it stopped growing two years ago. I heard a rumor he was born with it.
Hippie lettuce: inspiration for the jobless
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010
Even if you’re a strong believer that this plant is for dirty hippy low-life couch potatoes, you’ve got to admit it’s pretty darn cute. Not quite worthy of worship, but cute.
Watch out! Flying cat!
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
So cats can fly… But, do they always land on their feet? When a high guy grabs a cat and tells you to “get a picture of this” you point the camera and cover the essential parts of your body to prepare. This is a traumatizing moment of a cats life that it’s owner will more than likely never remember happening. Cat did land on it’s feet. Who would have guessed?
Summer tees 2010: wear dirty tees and get dirty looks
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
New shirts just went up in the web store. They all turned out pretty kick ass. And more importantly they all either have boobs or a cuss word on them. Check the store for a closer look at each design and let us know what you think. Order up!
Dirty tramps: dank nugglatron sessions
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Heavy tramp sessions at the compound. It takes fine tuning to perfect the double bounce. The new line of tees are all packed up and should be to you by the end of the week. Unless you live across the globe, be patient cadets.
GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!
Friday, May 14th, 2010
Yeah, i tell ya. I got a whole slew of these photos… People get pissed when the camera comes out and the alcohol doesn’t mix with anger. The last thing you want is a guy wearing a rainbow, skull and crossed boners shirt ready to throw his watermelon flavored beverage at you. If you see one of these photos it is probably because i don’t have anything else to post. Sorry, thats just the truth.
Four watermelons: go ahead, count them…
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
The above photo from this past weekend wasn’t going to get posted. And then I realized what a dank diggly resemblance it bore to this photo we posted up over three months ago. Mere coincidence? Or a glitch in our space-time continuum…
Lake life: where you’re low on the food chain.
Sunday, May 9th, 2010
Summer’s got its nose right up our asses to the point that the only outdoor activity bearable is spending the days on our backyard amoeba pond. And summer doesn’t officially start for another month. So, going against everything Hereforkicks has ever taught you: for the time being, water > fire. But in this lake you can only wonder what will close in first; the gators or the parasites.
Keel of the month: Nigga what?
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Double knockout this month! (more…)
