Archive for June, 2010

Histoplamosis: getting back on track.

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

jetlagAfter being out on the jet for a weeks with no one to pick up the slack, this site started looking pretty barren. I was quick to realize that there aren’t as many crackheads outside of Casselberry, Florida to photograph. Everybody can thank our friend Brien, shown here feeding someone a smelly chicken, for taking care of shipping problems– he sent out some free stickers and buttons for compensation as well so sit tight! New post every day this week?

Web orders: on the way

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

jerrycurlFor everyone that is waiting on orders from the web store: hold tight, we’re working on it. They’ll be there asap! Please be patient, I ran into some shipping problems. Much appreciated!

beer battered and breaded: finger painter keel

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

breadedbastardKyle Painter is one of my favorite subjects to observe and document. And above is part of the reason why. Another reason is because he got expelled when he was in middle school for fingering his two math partners during class. We love him so much, he even has his own category in our post archive. Good kid, he’s a good kid.

Banned 4 life: get it here

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

bannedwebFor all you BMX kids out there, there’s a new banned video out soon and we’ll have a limited number of copies for sale in the webstore as soon as they’re available.

Undercooked seafood: it builds the immune system

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

oxymoronGettin funky at summer barbecues. You know how I know you’re gay? Because your eyes went straight to the shrimp instead of the titties.

Dump ‘em out: the saga continues…

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

dumpedWe spotted this dump truck wandering around the backyard with no pants on. Sure enough, she dumped her load for us with no questions asked.

Like a post: start participating you lazy lumps

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

You can now ‘like’ our posts on facebook. Just click the title or comments for each post and you’ll see a silly little facebook icon. Click that mother fuckie if you like it, lick ass if you don’t like it. Simple, easy, brainless. Look ma, I’m networking!

Slide sleep: bruce gets pitted cross-country style

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

slidesleepwebEver wake up next to a campfire in a water-slide with cowboy boots on in January? That’s some real man shit. It’s normal to walk out the back door here to see our favorite adventure addict, Bruce, snoring under the morning (or sometimes afternoon) sun. He’s on his first leg of a circumnavigation cycle trip around the US and he’s got a website where he’s documenting the whole thing. Follow his crazy ass around the country at The rippin gypsy website.

Vehicular carslaughter: another one bites it

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

anotheronebitesitFinally lit up this old hunk in the backyard. Quick, somebody save that keg in the bed!

shower fungi

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

062E6312Nothing like walking to the bathroom to clean yourself only to find an unwanted fungus all over your shower…  This, however, is evidence disproving anyone who says that Kyle Painter never showers.  So, for the record.  Kyle Painter has taken at least one shower!